Hiding a House in the Apocalypse - Chapter 207



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92. Debut (3)

Do you have to graduate from medical school to become a doctor?

If I were in the medical field, I would say no.

The Internet world is different.

You can still enjoy a happy Internet life even with a doctor’s sign.

That’s based on my experience.

Before the war, I was briefly active on the parent site of Blinders.

During my short stay of about two hours, what left a particularly strong impression on me were my friends who had doctor labels.

Those guys, what should I say, were good at “snapping”.

While the cry of a “new company” is dismissed as nonsense even though they say the same thing, the cry of a doctor is somehow transformed into a “slap in the face” even though it contains the same content.

There were no limitations to the topic.

In a common article about the worries of men and women in relationships, when a man and woman are fighting, a doctor appears and gives them a “blow” and that becomes the right thing to say.

I don’t know if there is any treatment for gender conflict in the medical field.

But I remember vividly the criticism they gave and the surprisingly accommodating attitude of the people who responded to them.

That’s why this Park Gyu chose to be a doctor instead of a hunter.

“······Well, if you strongly wish, I will do so, but I strongly recommend that you refrain from getting involved in medical debates.”

“Hey, if I get caught, I’ll be a dog.”

The sellers were worried about me.

He answered with a big smile.

“Don’t worry. Not to brag, but I’m an internet expert.”

Doctor / x*****: (Skeleton) Today’s lunch haha ​​(3)

I posted a post on the daily bulletin board.

Collective Farm No. 13 / A******: Wow, it looks delicious.

Daegwallyeong Ranch Association / So****: Salivary glands are red~

Gasan Jeonjin Manufacturing Plant / d******: Looks delicious!

It’s just a crappy post, but it got 3 comments.

I checked out Skeleton’s article that I wrote before posting this article for comparative analysis.

Unemployed / S**: It’s lunchtime today!

As expected, not a single comment was posted.

“······.”

No one pays attention to the unemployed skeleton, but people naturally pay attention to the doctor skeleton.

It’s bitter, but what can you do?

Now I am a doctor too.

Doctor / x*****: (Skeleton) I made a wool felt doll haha ​​(12)

Doctor / x*****: (Skeleton) This is the sheet that I used to test away from before haha ​​(9)

Doctor / x*****: (Skeleton) The Hope Collapse Possibility (15)

Doctor / x*****: (Skeleton) Ah~ I’m sleepy~ (5)

Doctor / x***** : (Skeleton) Doctor Skeleton’s Beatbox (1)

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It certainly gets a lot of comments.

You could call it the power of signs.

Even notes came flying in from time to time.

1. Mr. Skeleton, can you please look after my child?

2. I currently make opium for pain relief and use it whenever I feel sick. Can you tell me the recommended dosage?

3. Where are you? I’m from Wonju. Let’s have a drink together. (I’m a guy)

4. Is it possible to make aspirin from willow bark at home?

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Looking at the mailbox, I think I know why doctors are so popular.

The doctor is helpful.

Even if you don’t receive direct treatment, the knowledge of the professional group called doctors is valuable in itself.

In fact, the people who wrote to me were more interested in my knowledge as a “doctor” than in my appeal as a “skeleton.”

But actually, I’m not a doctor.

I’m sorry to those who sent me notes, but this is not something I can respond to, and I shouldn’t.

Because before the war, practicing medicine by unlicensed doctors was punishable.

Anyway, Doctor Skelton’s debut was successful.

Still, the activity itself wasn’t much different from the Viva! Apocalypse! days.

Read popular posts and leave comments, write posts, or just browse.

It definitely feels good to get comments every time I write something.

But the reason I bought a doctor’s account is not just for the Happy Blind Life.

I am still conscious of my hometown Viva! Apocalypse!

ㅇㅇ: Hey. What’s this kid doing?

It was three days after Skeleton started his career as an “Internet Doctor” that my story was brought up on Viva! Apocalypse!

An anonymous user saved a screenshot of me playing the doctor in Blinders and posted it on the message board.

The article created a buzz on the bulletin board with a different meaning from m9’s cooking.

ㅇㅇ: What? Was it Dr. Skeleton? ㄷㄷ

Anonymous424: Skeleton is a doctor?

unicorn18 : Bye~

mmmmmmmmm : If that kid is a real doctor, our apartment will collapse

Anonymous458: Could it be a doctor? I heard there are a lot of strange people among doctors.

tntn_Orthopedics: I remember you never getting involved in discussions among doctors on our bulletin board, even though you’re a doctor······

dongtanmom: Yum yum… I bet you bought an account… Yum yum…

gijayangban : ?

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Opinions are divided.

Among them, there are quite a few articles that doubt me.

Especially Dongtan Mom.

He’s my friend, but at times like this, I really hate people.

But this kind of controversy isn’t all bad.

“······.”

That means this skeleton is at the center of attention.

And not just any ordinary skeleton, but a “pseudo skeleton.”

*

It’s already been ten days since I started living the life of Doctor Skelton.

They say that a place makes a person.

My internet activity has changed quite a bit since the Skeleton days.

In the past, I would write and post things myself and then look for responses, but now I look for bulletin boards that are trending.

The Hot Topic bulletin board, which can be called Blinder’s popular post bulletin board, is a treasure trove of such popular posts.

Among them, find the article that is causing the controversy.

It’s not hard to find articles that are controversial.

Just find the post with the most comments.

Seoul Nursing Support Team / Tak******: Why do women test people’s patience like this? (632)

Let’s take a look at the content of the article.

The person who posted the story is a male employee of a large cafeteria that provides meals to 3,000 people.

He was recently assigned to a cafeteria through the employment center, and it seems that conflict has arisen with the female employees who previously worked there.

He believes he is being treated unfairly by the female employees.

For example, while cutting potatoes, he would urge them to serve food, and while serving food, he would point out why they weren’t watching the pot of soup boiling.

The gist of this post is why people keep harassing each other like this when they are not playing or working.

“······hmm.”

I read the comments with my arms crossed.

There are conflicting opinions between those defending the female employee and those defending the writer.

Those who defend the female employees argue that since cafeterias are a gathering of skilled workers who have worked together for a long time, it is only natural that they should work at a pace and rhythm that matches theirs, while those who defend the writer criticize the female employees for being excessively antagonistic toward new employees.

Both opinions have some merit.

Let’s think about my team right now in China.

When a substandard person joins an elite team led by Kim Da-ram and Park Gyu, it causes headaches in many ways.

As the number of people increases, combat power should increase, but in reality, the result is that combat power is halved.

In my case, I kicked out teammates like that without mercy.

If you don’t accept a team member, don’t accept them. If they don’t meet the standards, don’t forgive them.

I will not deny that I have never tried to kill a team member on purpose like other team leaders, but I have driven them out in a rather harsh manner.

Anyway, Park Gyu, who has such a history, wants to take the side of the female employee.

But public opinion is different.

Most of the civilians who have just joined the Legion are either long-time idlers or have no experience in related fields.

Many of Blinder’s users sided with the writer and criticized the female employees.

“······.”

This is where it gets important.

When both the supporters and opponents have expressed their opinions to their heart’s content and reached a lull.

That’s when the “doctor” comes into play.

Doctor / x*****: (Skeleton) I understand both sides of the situation, but wouldn’t it have been better for the female employees to be a bit more flexible? We all work together at the same time, right? It’s not like we don’t care. If one side bends, I think it’s right for the original side to bend.

A sharp point.

It is a promised power that only a few in Blinders can have.

“Unemployed” can be a criticism, but no one listens to the criticism of being unemployed.

On the other hand, the doctor.

New group / A******: As expected, God.

Daegwallyeong Dairy Center / x*******: Oh, Doctor Hyung is here!

Unemployed / Un****: Why do you think that way, doctor?

Samgeontogeon / Bok****: As expected, God.

It can elicit a reaction from people.

It doesn’t really matter whether I’m right or not.

What matters is the sign.

As long as there is a sign, people will automatically find the persuasion.

“······.”

These kinds of insights have become my recent hobby.

I would say it’s one of the joys that’s been keeping me going lately.

It was just as I was about to give it another shout and leisurely leave.

One more comment was added.

Hunter / Cho*****: What exactly is true? It’s just vague talk that doesn’t make sense. If you’re going to say something like that, you should at least keep your mouth shut. Are you the kind of person who posts stupid comments on every issue like a swindler?

“?”

What is this?

Are you going to start a fight?

That’s right.

This is an attack on me.

But this guy has an unusual job.

He’s a hunter.

If I were unemployed, I would have ignored it, but why is the Hunter picking on me?

“······.”

A hasty and emotional response here is the way of the sewers.

I watched in silence.

As if I hadn’t seen that comment.

It wouldn’t be a bad thing if things ended like this.

The doctor and the hunter.

If the dragon and tiger of Blinders fight, both of them will inevitably get hurt.

But this guy.

Hunter / Cho*****: This guy. Not once or twice. Once or twice. What’s so great about him? Huh? What’s so great about him?

You have eyes that know me.

What should I say?

There is a strong whiff of “sniping”.

Did I do something to deserve being shot?

I entered the completely anonymous bulletin board feeling confused.

Unlike the fiery Viva! Apocalypse! who fights back right away when a fight breaks out on the bulletin board, Blinder fights in a dark, backroom manner.

It’s still like that now

When a hot topic board or something like that gets hot, instead of cheering or criticizing someone there, people go to a completely anonymous board and vent their frustrations.

As expected, what just happened to me was trending on the completely anonymous message boards.

Someone: That hunter, is that Aunt Bitik?

Someone: Why is Mrs. Bitik so angry?

Someone: Aunt Bitik, you don’t like it when others scold you, even if you scold them yourself, right?

Someone: No matter how I look at it, it looks like he held back and then shot me.

Someone: That skeleton guy. Honestly, I didn’t like him.

Someone: Who would like it if someone suddenly showed up and started swearing like they had a disease?

Someone: You smelled like a newbie so strongly, you ended up getting bitten by a bitchy lady. Tsk tsk

Someone: By the way, isn’t that Skeleton guy the weird guy from Viva?

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In context, the identity of the hunter who harassed me appears to be Kim Da-ram.

It may be embarrassing, but I think it would be better to resolve this issue diplomatically.

Knock knock

-Are you a squirrel? I’m Park Gyu. Park Gyu. Can’t you tell when you see the skeleton? It’s just something I said, so don’t get angry and let’s move on gracefully ^^

I sent a note to Kim Da-ram.

however.

The note doesn’t reach Kim Da-ram.

The hot topic bulletin boards are constantly raging with controversy.

Hunter / Cho*****: Why aren’t you saying anything? Give me a warning too. You like being warned, don’t you? Yeah?

This guy, after all.

You’re picking a fight because you don’t like me.

“······.”

Let’s put out the fire first.

Knock knock

Doctor / x*****: (m9) Hey Hunter. I don’t know why you’re suddenly so excited, but I didn’t mean to scold you, so please ignore me.

It may seem a little mean, but if it can end the fight, it’s a cheap price to pay.

however.

Hunter / Cho*****: Which hospital?

“?!”

Hunter / Cho*****: My husband is also a doctor. This is fate, so we know each other~ My husband works at Chuncheon Integrated Hospital~ If it’s too much of a burden, just tell me the hospital and department~

Things are going strangely.

It’s not a good situation.

Rather, it is closer to the worst.

Hunter / Cho*****: Why can’t you tell me~? Can’t you tell me the hospital and department? Yes~?

Kim Da-ram is pushing me to the edge of a cliff.

Hunter / Cho*****: Since you can’t speak, are you by any chance······a fake account?

“······.”

This is the best.

It would be right to delete the comment and end the thread.

It’s foolish to fight an opponent you can’t win against.

But then suddenly an idea occurred to me.

Is this really right?

Do you think Kim Da-ram will leave me alone if I delete my comment and run away?

It’s obvious that there will be people leaving comments and picking fights on every article I write.

For a moment, the words of the doctor’s account seller flashed through my mind.

“Oh, you mean this account? It’s a kind of dummy account. I’m not creating a new account, I’m just modifying the dummy account information that existed when Blinder was developed. Even if you get caught, it won’t be a big deal. You won’t be able to use that account, though.”

Yeah, this Park Gyu.

I didn’t live that cowardly.

Hunter / Cho*****: It’s a fraud, right? Yes? You’re impersonating a doctor, right? They say there are a lot of fake accounts these days, and it’s true. You’re really a big shot. Even if you’re impersonating a doctor, you’re still a doctor. Have you ever been to a medical school?

Hunter / Cho*****: I’ll report it right now.

“······.”

Knock knock

Doctor / x*****: (Dongtan Mom) Bitik

Hunter / Cho*****: What?

Doctor / x*****: (Dongtan Mom) Bitik Auntie.

Hunter / Cho*****: What did you just say?

Doctor / x*****: (Dongtan Mom) Bitik Auntie.

*

“Huh? Senior? Do you need anything right now? I need a lot. Food, clothes, toothpaste, medicine, etc. Oh. You’re coming now? Why?”

“There’s no particular reason. It’s just that a senior can’t just watch his juniors suffer, right? Even if I go there, I won’t be able to help, but I should do what I can.”

“senior······.”

“There’s nothing to be thankful for. It’s something I do because my heart is moved.”

I made an appointment to meet Woo Min-hee.