How Did I Become a Great Prophet?! - Chapter 54
54 – Confession Consulting of a Yame Fortune Teller
I was eating a snack comfortably at home when a madman suddenly appeared at the door.
“Please!!! Help me!!! I am the savior!!!”
“????”
Let’s say that it came in front of my house. Didn’t the average person come to find out the location of my house and do fortune-telling the other day, though I don’t know how? How did that big, clumsy guy even figure it out?
But why are you suddenly stabbing your head in front of the gate and shouting desperately, and why are you calling me your savior??
“…Are crazy people coming as guests now…”
Hmm, should I say it’s a relief that I didn’t come to you in the early days of your life as a fortune teller? Now, even if the truth comes, the friends who live together can take care of it, but back then, that was impossible.
Thinking about it like this, maybe I was surprisingly brave back then. Not at all.
“Kuhmm… Hey, it’s difficult if you do this here…”
“Oh, if you cause a commotion here, it will be a real big deal! Let’s get up first!”
“Wow…!! Why are you not even dreaming?!”
Anyway, since there was a loud commotion in front of the gate, me and Baek Young-hun, a class A superman belonging to the Cheongsong Guild who is in charge of guarding our house, and his colleagues tried to raise the unknown giant first…
As if paying for his size, the giant didn’t move at all.
“…sh*t, this is where things get tricky…That’s right…”
It’s like using force against someone who doesn’t even move except for shouting out loud the first time you hit your head, and that doesn’t mean you can’t leave it alone like this.
Anyway, when the Cheongsong security team was in trouble due to the sudden appearance of the stranger, the stranger shouted loudly again, striking his head hard enough to make a loud bang again toward the house beyond the gate.
“Just once!!! Help this poor bastard!!! I’ll really do anything!!! Saviour please!!!”
“Aww why are you smashing the ground again!!”
“Ac, here we decorated it ourselves… It looks like a lot of trouble…”
“…Keuhmm, I’m really sorry about Gogeo…I’m in a bit of a hurry…”
Still, when he grumbled, he slightly turned his head and apologized, as if he had been stabbed.
Hmm, it seems that he has a good conscience. He’s a very special person…
But why do you keep calling me the savior?? It’s very different, but that’s…
At this point, I started to wonder what I wanted to see while doing that. What kind of disease did you have? Or your parents are terminally ill…
Anyway, the giant man, if the goal was to arouse my curiosity, it would have succeeded. As a winning gift, I’ll let you see the fortune. Of course you have to pay for it, right?
I made up my mind to give fortune-telling to that giant, so I ate the cookies I had been eating and went out of the room and headed to the underground room dedicated to fortune-telling.
“Heukcat, take that person. I’m going to that extent, but I’ll have to look at the divination with sincerity.”
“Yes! I understand! I will serve you quickly and accurately!”
And when I asked the Black Cat who looked down to attend the giant, the Black Cat smiled brightly and headed outside.
“Nya-nyang! Congratulations! The teacher will see you!”
“Are you sure?! Thank you very much, my savior!!”
And after a while, the bright and loud sound of the giant resonated from outside.
…Don’t you know that Mr. Ho Seo hates that because it’s noise pollution? Ha ha ha…
Anyway, after sitting in the fortune-only room and waiting for a while, the giant from earlier suddenly appeared.
“Ah, hello, savior!!”
“Just call me teacher. The savior is too much… By the way, seeing it in person, he’s really big? Well, let’s sit here first.”
First of all, I sat the giant on the chair and looked at him with a smile.
…I’m really glad I bought a really big chair and left it there. The chair almost got smashed… No, apart from smashing it, you wouldn’t be able to sit on a chair this guy’s size?!
“Now then, let’s hear why you made such a fuss while trying to see me!”
“Ah, yes sir…That’s it…”
And what I heard from the giant who introduced himself as Madalsu…Was completely different from what I imagined.
“Um…So you really want to achieve your first love?”
“Yes sir!! I am really desperate!!”
Um… First love… I want to achieve my first love…
Of course, it’s a very important story, but…How should I say…It feels a bit draining?
‘Ah, come to think of it, this situation has happened once before…’
Kim Joo-hwan, a high-ranking superman, a subordinate of Kang Min-ji, and a B-class superman with a fairly gigantic body, although not as large as the man in front of him.
At that time, he came to me and asked me questions about love, and as a result of the fortune telling, what can I say… A very perverted and erotic grotesque point came out, but that point was really hit and we are living happily together, the first time in my fortune teller life. I just remembered the person who was the owner of the love shop.
Similar dating points, and a giant superman… Aren’t they similar? It’s a bit out of the blue, but it felt good because it seemed to be looking back on the original mind.
Anyway, back to the main topic, I want to achieve my first love…
“Hmm, the name of the woman you like is Miss Yoon Seo-yeon?”
“Huh?! I-I didn’t even tell you, how could I…!!”
“Didn’t I tell you. I’m a fortuneteller. You can see that much just by looking at his face.”
It’s annoying to explain, and even if I wanted to, I didn’t have anything to say properly, so I skipped over it and read the contemplation through Madalsu’s face.
“For one thing, fortunately, Ms. Yoon Seo-yeon doesn’t really have a lover, and she doesn’t even like anyone?”
“Uh…Is that a good thing?”
“If you had a lover or a crush, wouldn’t there have been no chance? That’s why it’s fortunate.”
And personally, NTR is a bit…
“Okay then, there’s nothing to get in the way, so let’s see how we can win love.”
“Please sir!!!”
Heh heh, he’s a very loud-mouthed person…
“Hmm, you should continue to confess from now on.”
“Yes?!
Confession of an Indian rain ceremony…!! I didn’t come here because I wanted an answer like this…!!
I continued talking to Madal-su, who was sitting with a
Expression on his face.
“I know that I have confessed twenty times and failed, sir. Also, you have to listen to what people say… Confession is important, but that’s not all.”
“Ah, that’s right… I’ll listen!!”
“Hmm, anyway, don’t make that confession too much, just do it once a week. Well, the format doesn’t matter. I still love you, I only look at you…Well, if I can give you that feeling, that’s enough.”
“Once a week…”
“And most importantly…It’s exactly 37 days from now.”
“After 37 days? What happens on that day?! If you confess at that time, you will accept it…? Or you have to succeed before then…!!”
“It’s almost similar. At that time, a dungeon exploded in Busan and Miss Yoon Seo-yeon was in danger of dying.”
A dungeon has been created underground somewhere in Busan, but the location is strange, so you don’t notice it, and then it explodes.
Fortunately, the fortunate thing is that it appeared in a strange place and I couldn’t detect it, but the dungeon didn’t get stronger that much.
“Yeah?!”
What kind of heavy sound is this all of a sudden?!
“Well, it won’t be such a difficult problem for a customer who is hiding his strength. However, Yoon Seo-yeon, an ordinary person, will be different. Now, the key point is this time.”
“No, how can I hide my power?!”
“If you pretend, you pretend. Anyway, listen! It’s important from now on!”
Now, are you listening?! This time, though, it’s not just a super-missy development like it was back then…!!
“First of all, buy a flower and prepare it that day. And that day, Miss Yoon Seo-yeon will be attacked at a cafe that grows a lot of plants, so keep this in mind.”
“Cafés that grow flowers…And a lot of plants…Ah, are cafes chain stores?”
“It’s not a chain store, it’s just a neighborhood cafe. And the important thing is, at this time, when Seoyeon Yoon is attacked by monsters and is in danger, the customer shows up like a prince on a white horse and saves her, then hands over the flowers she bought and confesses! Oh, and for the sake of drama, cut your head on purpose and bleed a little.”
“Is that so?!
“It’s not about putting Miss Yoon Seo-yeon in danger, it’s about changing her destiny to live. This is the key point. So don’t feel guilty. Rather, Seo-yeon Yoon saved her life, so thank the customer. I have to.”
Hwiyu, anyway, it’s fortunate that this time’s foresight isn’t as extreme as it was back then. It was a bit like talking to her back then… I never really imagined that the customer’s lover would have such a taste.
“Well, anyway, this is the end of the divination. Now go ahead and prepare diligently. The divination will be paid especially after you succeed in connecting with your first love.”
“… Thank you very much today sir!! I will definitely come back with a successful confession!!”
“Yes, please work hard. hahahaha.”
Are you coming back with good news?
Ah, but don’t you know that this nobleman also said that he would become a subordinate for a fortune?