My Girlfriend Wants Victory - Chapter 183
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[Manchester United secure big win away to Stoke City.]
[Cristiano Ronaldo who scored two goals and four goals.]
└ ??? Are Januzaj and Charlie Adam really like each other?
└ Walnut murderer ㄷㄷ
└ No, the reporter is the one who drew the aggro lol
[(PHOTO) A real man’s team. Manchester United.]
└ From now on, this is the Manchester United Gallery!
└ (Just a rough sketch of a flag fluttering.)
└ Kyahahahahahaha
└ So cool ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
[Stoke City manager Tony Pulis slams ‘nutcracker’ Cristiano Ronaldo: ‘Unmanly behaviour’]
[Jin-ho Son, “I have nothing to say” about Tony Pulis’ interview]
[Cristiano Ronaldo, “Unfortunate accident caused by struggling. I regret it.”]
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The match between Manchester United and Stoke City has ended.
There were some minor casualties, but the game was a win for Manchester United.
[FA, no plan for amicable compromise between clubs and post-disciplinary action…]
Could it be because they won against Stoke City, the biggest obstacle to an undefeated title, without any special player losses?
“Glory, glory, Man United!”
Manchester United fans began to sing their anthem with joy.
And that evening.
The replay of the Stoke City vs Manchester United match was getting a lot of views.
[(Replay)Manchester United vs Stoke City.]
└ Charlie Adam The moment that son of a bitch turned into a woman, I found myself applauding.
└ lol No matter how many times I watch the scene where that son of a bitch falls, I still laugh.
There have been countless casualties from Stoke City’s rough play, and many Premier League fans were delighted at Manchester United’s beating of their ‘rival’ Stoke City.
While Stoke City’s victims relieve their stress by rewatching the game.
I returned home and began to heal my worn-out mind.
“Papa!”
As soon as the door opens, Ha-eun, who looks a lot like her mother, comes out to greet me.
“Ha-eun, did you miss your dad?”
I smiled without realizing it and hugged Ha-eun.
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All 22 rounds of Premier League matches have been completed.
[Premier League 22R) A breathtaking Champions League competition unfolds!]
Excluding Manchester United, who are in the lead with an overwhelming number of points, there is not much difference in points between the teams ranked 2nd to 7th in the league.
In order of ranking, Manchester City, Chelsea, Arsenal, Liverpool, Everton, and Tottenham fought fiercely to advance to the Champions League.
If they miss even one game, they will be pushed out of the Champions League.
Accordingly, the atmosphere in the group chat room began to become tense.
– Chelmoth: Arsenal is perfect for Europa League lol. Let’s lose to Man U and fall to 5th place!
– Chairman Hwang Gun-eo: Little brother.
– Chairman Hwang Gu-neo: Haven’t you heard of Arsenal’s DNA for advancing to the Champions League?
– Chairman Hwang Gu-neo: Arsenal’s advancement to the Champions League is a science.
– Chelmomo: Why are you excluding the elimination in the round of 16?
– Chelmomo: Isn’t 4/16 science?
– Cheolmo: Wouldn’t it be right to give in since we’re going to be eliminated in the round of 16 anyway?
– Chairman Hwang Gun-eo: Yes, that was before Oejil and Mata joined.
– Chairman Hwang Gun-eo: I heard it’s going to be different starting this season haha
– Winter winter: hahahahahahaha
– Winter Winter: We are advancing to the Champions League safely~
– Winter Winter: With this level of performance, wouldn’t it be okay to win the Champions League?
– Chelmoni: In the middle of winter, you stay still.
– Winter, winter: I don’t like it~ I don’t like it~
– Chelmoni: (Son Ha-eun watching the Manchester City game.avi)
– Winter Winter: Oh, Mom! What did you play for Ha-eun?
– Hou: Man City is a good team too lol
– Winter Winter: Jin-ho Son, you too!!
It wasn’t long before Winter started making a fuss in the group chat, calling me a traitor.
When I didn’t show any reaction, Han Gyul-woo quickly changed the subject.
– Winter Winter: By the way, Son Jin-ho, it’s Ronaldo’s birthday soon. Have you prepared a gift?
– Hou: To give you an assist ticket.
– Winter winter: ;;;
– WinterWinter: As a birthday present?
– Hou: Not really? I think Ronaldo would like it.
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Two days after the match against Stoke City.
February 5th.
After training, a simple birthday party was held for Cristiano Ronaldo and Januzaj at Carrington Training Ground.
There was no choice as we were heading towards an undefeated championship.
Thud─! Thud─!
“Happy birthday, you motherfuckers!”
Manchester United players gave Ronaldo and Januzaj enthusiastic congratulations.
“Chris, this is my gift.”
I told Ronaldo about Korean-style nitrogen packing.
“This is Korean style.”
Ronaldo smiles brightly as he receives a large nitrogen gift box.
He asked if he could carefully inspect the gift.
I nodded and gave my consent.
And so the box dismantling show began.
Bam.
Memories in a box.
Bam.
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Pain in one box.
Bam.
Bitterness in one box.
Bam.
Mother, mother, in one box.
“Hostia Puta Madre!”
Ronaldo, who had opened all the boxes while spitting out a slur, had a flustered expression.
The players who were watching Ronaldo’s box-breaking show shook their heads at me and called me a devilish bastard.
“You don’t like it?”
I spoke cautiously and handed Ronaldo a pen just in case.
Then, Ronaldo took the pen and changed the numbers written on the paper.
“SIUUUU─!”
Only then did Cristiano Ronaldo nod with a satisfied expression.
It seems like he wasn’t satisfied with the number of assists.
[8 times of Son Jin-ho’s assist ticket.]
Under Ronaldo’s hands, three assists turned into eight.
Actually, it’s because he’s not in good shape, but considering Ronaldo’s scoring bonus, it’s a huge gift worth over 3 billion won.
There are also the bonuses of having 8 career scoring goals and a potential salary increase when re-signing.
Wouldn’t this be the best birthday present for Ronaldo, who dreams of becoming the best soccer player ever?
Isn’t fellow World Cup striker Robin van Persie also looking at Ronaldo with envy?
‘As expected, it seems that the World Cup attackers have something in common.’
Anyway, the simple birthday party ended with the box opening ceremony.
Ronaldo, who felt it was a shame to break up like this, held a lavish and splendid birthday party.
“Oh. Crazy! Who invited the boss?!”
“Bloody Hell! Get out of here, you drunk bastard!”
But thanks to someone’s whistleblowing, Alex Ferguson showed up at the birthday party.
“Hmm. Should we stop here for today?”
“Yeah, I have another match in a few days, so I need to take care of my condition.”
The players who were about to drink turned around in a hurry.
And the anger of the Manchester United players who were prevented from drinking and partying legally that day was directed directly at Fulham.
Premier League Round 25, February 9th.
[Gooooooooooooooo─! Cristiano Ronaldo receives a pass from Son Jin-ho and a surprise mid-range shot tears the Fulham goal net apart!!]
Manchester United invited Fulham to Old Trafford and destroyed them with overwhelming firepower from the start of the game.
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[Manchester United celebrate Cristiano Ronaldo and Adnan Januzaj’s birthdays.]
[Son Jin-ho hands Ronaldo a huge birthday gift box.]
└ Wow ㅋㅋ Look at the size of my brother’s gift.
└ Tsk tsk You guys who are slandering Hou Duo, is this because we’re not on good terms?
└ Those slanderous kids are fucking annoying, right?
└ Seriously, anyone can see that it’s a joke. After seeing that, they realized that we weren’t on good terms and drifted apart. LOL
[‘Firepower explosion’ Man U defeats Fulham with a score of 4-0!]
[Manchester United, who do not show their limits.]
[‘Ahh. This is power.’ Manchester United. Showcasing overwhelming strength.]
└ Man U Republic is fucking shit;;
└ Why are all the soccer articles about Man U;;
└ But is Man U the foundation?
└ Please, if you are Korean, let’s cheer for Manchester United!
└ Ha, f*ck, Son Jin-ho is coming, and the Manchester United kids’ mischief is getting worse.
[Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger predicts victory: “We will fight to the death at the Emirates.”]
[Son Jin-ho opens his mouth in response to Wenger’s provocation. “Don’t say too strong words. It makes you look weak.”]
└ Is this guy acting as a messenger of death?
└ Wow ㅋㅋ Even Jin-ho Son knows that the death messenger is a great work, okay?
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Ahead of the match against Manchester United, Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger looked back on Manchester United’s last match with a serious expression.
In Korea, the home of Starcraft, the SCV line is the triangle formation of Son Jin-ho, Cristiano Ronaldo, and Robin van Persie.
Arsene Wenger could never have imagined that the trio would find harmony as quickly as they have now.
Soccer was a sport played by people, not data from a computer game.
Because, as anyone can see, Manchester United is full of superstars with strong self-assertion.
But now I had to admit it.
Manchester United had a force that could unite their assertive superstars.
‘Is this the guy?’
Arsene Wenger’s eyes were on Son Jin-ho, number 7, who was coordinating the opinions of Ronaldo and Van Persie.
Son Jin-ho broke the record for becoming the youngest Ballon d’Or winner, beating out Messi and Ronaldo at the 2013 Ballon d’Or awards ceremony.
In the video, Ronaldo and Van Persie grumbled about Son Jin-ho’s decision, but judging by the way they followed Son Jin-ho’s opinion without much reaction, it seemed that Son Jin-ho also had leadership skills.
‘Is it Zidane?’
Just as the first Real Madrid Galacticos were a group of proud players united under the name of Zinedine Zidane, the current Manchester United are united under the name of Son Jin-ho.
Since that day, Arsene Wenger has been racking his brain every night trying to counter Manchester United’s SCV line.
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February 12th, 26th round of the Premier League, Arsenal’s home stadium, Emirates Stadium.
Unlike Arsene Wenger, who spent days and nights brainstorming tactics to win against Manchester United.
Alex Ferguson’s tactics were simple.
[Mesut Ozil catches the ball! But it’s stolen by Son Jin-ho!]
[Mesut Ozil raises both hands towards the referee, but the referee says it was a legal fight!]
[Yes, this level of physical combat is not something you would call a Premier League match. Mesut Ozil will have to quickly adapt to the decisions of Premier League referees.]
└ ???
└ Anyone can see that I ran and bumped into someone?
└ Wow ㅋㅋ Horontan oppression is really fucking serious.
└ What is Horon? Is it a friend of Noron during the Joseon Dynasty? Hahahahahaha
└ Not fun;;
└ It’s funny how Arsenal fans are throwing a tantrum when it’s a legitimate physical fight ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
└ Seriously, if someone saw it, they’d probably think it was Old Trafford lol
Just like in the games when Stoke City dominated Arsenal, they just had to physically crush them.
“The spirit is watching! Keep pushing!”
February 12, 2014. A clear, cloudless day.
Man Utd have become another Stoke City for Arsenal.
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