My Girlfriend Wants Victory - Chapter 204
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The Champions League group stage draw has been completed, and each team’s fortunes are mixed.
– Chelmoni: Oh, thank goodness we avoided the hell hole.
– Science High School Chairman: I’m not worried about the group draw lol
– Chelmomo: ???
– Science High School Chairman: Honestly, I think we’ll make it to the round of 16 no matter which group we’re in.
Arsenal and Chelsea, both in the honey group, smiled brightly.
“Papa! City! City!”
Manchester City, who are in a decent group despite being in second place in the group, also looked satisfied.
“Oh my! That guy has really shit hands.”
Meanwhile, Manchester United fans in the group of death are cursing the draw winner.
“But it doesn’t matter because we’ll pass in first place!”
I never thought for a second that we would be eliminated in the group stage.
Well, that’s only natural, considering Manchester United’s current strength.
[Manchester United confirmed to be in Group of Death, placed in Group F with Juventus, Leverkusen, and AS Monaco!]
The media is making a fuss about the group of death, using sensational headlines to sell newspapers, but if we look at objective records, it is as good as certain that they have already won first place in the group.
[Juventus manager Massimiliano Allegri, “There are no weak opponents in the Champions League. Players must not let their guard down… .”]
The only opponent we should be wary of is Juventus, who have advanced to the Champions League final in history.
They say that soccer isn’t like a game where the winner is decided by simple stats, but even so, with this much of a difference in strength, it was no different from Manchester United advancing to the round of 16, with the other teams fighting over the one remaining spot.
Well… there are cases like Argentina getting beat by Saudi Arabia in the Qatar World Cup or South Korea winning 2-0 against Germany in the Russia World Cup.
Honestly, if miracles happened as easily as eating rice, would that be a miracle?
[Treble challenge after 16 years? Oh, let’s give it a try!]
└ Wow ㅋㅋㅋㅋ I’m tired of choosing pictures.
└ The inspiration is showing his face, damn itㅋㅋㅋ
└ For a moment, I thought it was a lady lol
└ I’m going crazy;; Those damn guys
Meanwhile, Manchester United players are expressing confidence about advancing to the round of 16.
Time passed quickly.
[Manchester United, who invited QPR to their home, succeeded in taking 3 points despite using rotation.]
After a rotational win over QPR in the third round of the Premier League, Manchester United welcomed AS Monaco to Old Trafford for their first Champions League group match.
[Manchester Evening, the team is in a cheerful mood, confident of victory.]
Manchester United players entered their home stadium, Old Trafford, with confident expressions on their faces, saying they could easily beat AS Monaco.
[Bernardo Silva scores crucial assist against Manchester United.]
[Anthony Marshall, the same age as Son Jin-ho, scores the winning goal!]
└ This fucking piece of trash, you can see how he’s trying to get clicks by putting in Son Jin-ho’s name lol
└ But they are the same age. Son Jin-ho was born in February and Marshall was born in December, lol. Anyway, in Korean terms, they are the same age. lol
[Fabinho blocks Son Jin-ho’s decisive shot with his body.]
└ As expected, the Brazilian fullback is really good.
└ ManU Doctor: Hmm. I think this guy would do better as a defensive midfielder.
└ I guess Banggu Seok-joong-ga Shap FM used him as a defensive midfielder lol
└ I think someone who is good at fullback would be better at defensive midfield.
After suffering a crushing defeat to AS Monaco, they lost their first Champions League match after being dragged by Monaco’s ten-back.
“… Is this true, damn it?”
At that moment, I realized that miracles were more common than I thought.
‘Ah. Now that I think about it, isn’t regression also a miracle? My very existence was a miracle.’
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[Manchester United suffer shock 1-0 defeat to AS Monaco in home game.]
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└ You little bastards lol I thought you’d lose.
└ Yeah, looking at the team playing today, it seems like even if the Manchester United kids wake up from the dead, they won’t be able to win the treble ^^
└ Messi >> Unsurpassable Dimensional Wall >> Hojotdu Duo, okay? Okay~
[AS Monaco coach Leonardo Jardim, “Don’t belittle our victory with the word miracle.”]
[AS Monaco fans’ provocation beyond the line? Provoking Manchester United right after the end of the match. “Where is Son!, Where is Ronaldo!”]
[A brawl breaks out due to AS Monaco’s provocation that crossed the line.]
[Jin-ho Son leaves the stadium with a stern expression.]
└ Why is this bastard Son Jin-ho’s expression like this after losing?
└ Wow, you look like you’re going to tear your opponent apart?
└ Heavy Rain Advisory: This is fucked up now. You guys. My brother is pissed.
└ Heavy rain warning: I think it’s safe to say that everything has been covered.
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I felt like my mind was clearing up again after the loss to AS Monaco, as the squad started to loosen up.
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Maybe I was so intoxicated by the Ballon d’Or award that I felt like I had become something.
‘Let’s remember the days of Dortmund when we gave it our all even against weak teams.’
After a long time, I regained my original intention and shaved my head to not forget this mindset.
“Phu, puaaa …
There was an incident where Ha-eun burst into tears when her father cut her hair short.
After some time, he got used to it and started stroking his father’s head here and there.
“Oh~ Jin-ho Son’s half-shaved face suits him well~”
As midwinter approaches, I stroke my head.
“It’s been a long time since I’ve seen Jin-ho with his hair cut.”
The father-in-law and mother-in-law talked while reminiscing.
“When I was in the first year of middle school, I said I was quitting soccer because I didn’t want to shave my head.”
“Oh, right. At that time, the middle school director was so embarrassed that he came all the way to my house, right?”
Hmm. Did something like that happen?
Well, it was over 20 years ago so I don’t remember very well.
Anyway, the day after I shaved my head.
Let’s head to Carrington Training Ground to do some recovery training.
“What is this… Is this a shadow clone technique?”
The tough guys welcomed me.
From veteran players like Rio Ferdinand and Evra.
Including promising young players like Marcus Rashford.
Everyone was participating in the training with their heads shaved.
The moment I was about to be touched by the fact that I had a connection with the Manchester United players.
“Son Jin-ho.”
Cristiano Ronaldo, who had a similar style to me, approached me cautiously.
“Have you encountered Alex by any chance?”
Behind Ronaldo, the inspiration poked its head out and looked at me.
I don’t know why, but the gaze of the old man holding the barricade was turned to my head.
Soon he showed a satisfied expression and gave a thumbs up.
‘Hmm… I guess I’ll lose anyway, so I guess I’ll at least get some points.’
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[‘Shaving one’s head?’ Manchester United. All players line up with half-shaven heads.]
[Alex Ferguson, “I heard from Ji that in Korea, players sometimes shave their heads to focus on the game, and when I relayed this story to Carrington, the players volunteered to do so.”]
[A training grounds manager who requested anonymity tells a horror story: “That day, a ghost with a clipper was wandering around Carrington.”]
[Alex Ferguson, “We have nothing to lose but a hair, and we have something to gain.”]
[‘Spokesperson’ Son Jin-ho, “Honestly, if losing hair is a win, it seems like a huge loss.”]
[Jin-ho Son being called out by Alex Ferguson during an interview.]
[Cristiano Ronaldo joking to bewildered reporters, “I think I’ve lost my survival instinct a little bit because I haven’t experienced much inspiration yet.”]
[Jin-ho Son, who was dragged out by Alex Ferguson and returned. “There is no individual greater than the team. What Manchester United needs now is to unite as one under the great manager Ferguson. Everything is in the team, nothing exists outside the team, and nothing should exist against the team. All for one, One for all! By shaving our heads, we have become a great one, not a weak majority. Will there be glory in the future of the great leader Alex Ferguson?”]
[Premier League Round 4, Korean Derby between Manchester United and Sunderland!]
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The time is 4th round of the Premier League, ahead of the match against Sunderland.
– Jisong-hyung: Jin-ho… Please save me.
I got a call from retired Ji Song-i.
– Hou: I will accept the price of my brother’s sins.
Well, nothing special.
It is said that Manchester United players who suddenly had their heads shaved due to Ji Song-hyung’s remarks are sending 5,700-character angry messages to Ji Song-hyung.
There were 62 messages delivered to Ji Song-hyung.
It’s a strangely high number of messages, considering that Manchester United’s first-team roster consists of 25 players.
There was no need to wonder.
– Jisong-hyung: Chris, what’s wrong with that kid? Why is he sending 37 messages by himself?
Because Manchester United had Cristiano Ronaldo.
– Hou: You can be freed by writing and sending a 5700 character message praising Ronaldo or publicly praising Ronaldo in the media.
In the meantime, Ji Song-hyung, who took my advice, praised Ronaldo in interviews with the media in order to survive the bombardment of Ronaldo’s messages.
The away match against Sunderland in the 4th round of the Premier League ended with a 4-0 victory for Manchester United, who rotated their squad ahead of the Champions League.
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[Manchester United Revenge for Lost Hair? Sunderland Crushed 4-0]
[Lee Cheong-ryong sighed in an interview with a Korean reporter. “I don’t know why he got slapped by Monaco and took his anger out on us.”]
[Manchester United travel to Turin, Italy to play their second Champions League group stage match against Juventus.]
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Manchester United, fresh off their big win over Sunderland, arrived at Turin Airport to play against Juventus.
Son Jin-ho, who had been indoctrinated with totalitarian ideology by Ferguson, inherited the Germanic mindset that the best defense is offense and took the initiative before the Italians could engage in racial discrimination.
“Is this a country of fascism?”
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