The Broken Possessors of the Infinite Regression Academy - Chapter 295



Chapter 295 – Side Story: Snow Stamp

A week had passed since I had met the Duke and Duchess Agnes and the other parents one after another. The plan was nearing its final stages.

Although it was an inevitable choice, we kept the fact that we were not a male and female couple a secret from our parents on Earth. All four of them understood that it was inevitable.

If you don’t want to face the consequences of a head-on attack, that’s the only way. Unlike other worlds, most countries on Earth do not tolerate polygamy.

This would be even more so if the target was a world-famous S-class hunter and the guild leader of the world’s strongest guild formed by those hunters.

As the common joke goes, even if you go to the Middle East, the Internet will never leave you alone. All sorts of false rumors and rumours will be produced and spread endlessly along with ridicule and criticism.

I didn’t want to get criticized for nothing.

“How was it, Priscilla?”

“He really liked it. He said he thought I would never have anything to do with that kind of thing again.”

Priscilla’s mother, that is, the mother on Earth, not Duchess Agnes, was visibly delighted that her daughter finally had a boyfriend.

I had to stop him because I thought he would say we should talk after we reserve a wedding hall if I left him alone.

Then, after a long time of showing off his skills, he carpet bombed Priscilla with a huge amount of food and went on for five hours about what kind of child he used to be.

Priscilla was busy stopping her mother whenever she heard anything even slightly sensitive. It was a part that showed how she usually thought of her daughter.

“You don’t know how much I was upset watching our Yoon. I was happy when she said she was going out for the first time in two weeks, but she changed her clothes—”

“Hey, Mom! Mom!”

The best story was that when he said he was going out for the first time in 15 days, I gave him money and packed him a bunch of stuff, but he came back wearing an Ahegao T-shirt and filled his bag with otaku goods.

Priscilla tried to cover her mother’s mouth as if she had sensed what she was about to say, but her mother’s power was great. She subdued her daughter, who was an S-class hunter, with her bare hands and told her everything.

“… … Yeah. He really liked it. What about you, Rosaria?”

“Me? You told me to do whatever I want. First of all, I’m not a criminal, my first impression isn’t that bad, my attitude is great, and above all, if we love each other, why should my parents interfere?”

Rosaria’s parents were surprisingly close to being free-spirited. They weren’t free-spirited because they didn’t care about their daughter, but rather free-spirited because they believed in her and supported or helped her no matter what she did.

Instead, when she heard about the job I made on Earth as a disguise, she was a little worried about what would happen if I died before my daughter. After all, the job of a hunter who only takes on special requests seems a little unstable.

So this time, my father was a bit more extreme. He said that people’s true nature is revealed when they drink alcohol, so he brought some alcohol from somewhere and made me make a big batch.

“Well, I passed. I passed… … Ugh.”

“This crazy person is really! I can’t live like this! What are you doing while looking after Chaewon and your son-in-law!”

Of course, since he was just an ordinary person, he was the first to fall.

The mother was surprised, saying that it was the first time she had seen a drunkard get drunk and lie down, and when the father, who was drunk, threw up all he had drunk, she repeatedly hit him on the back in front of his son-in-law, asking if he was crazy.

Rosaria pushed me away, saying she was sorry for showing me something I shouldn’t have seen. I said it was okay because I’d been through everything, but she said she wasn’t okay.

“I already got permission a long time ago. My daughter is already an S-class hunter, so what can I say?”

Meanwhile, Laura’s mother, who had met her confidently, had a face that seemed to have a lot to say to her daughter. As soon as she sat down, she started talking about her daughter endlessly as if she finally had someone to share her secrets with.

It was possible because Laura had told him in advance that she knew everything about the person she was meeting. If she had met him without knowing, Jeong Na-mi would have been shocked and run away.

“Our Seo-ah studied well, but… … .”

That wasn’t something parents usually said. Laura, or rather, the possessed Lee Seo-ah, was really good at studying. So much so that her parents couldn’t say anything even after seeing her daughter’s intense hobby.

I was worried about collecting naked anime girl pictures since I was little, but I couldn’t say anything because my grades were good. Even in high school, I studied hard enough to choose a college, so I couldn’t say anything either.

Even after becoming an adult and entering the college of his choice, he continued to get good grades and even earned money, so he seemed to be halfway to achieving his goal.

Needless to say, now that I’ve become an S-class hunter.

“… … You were bragging about this to everyone around you?”

“It’s embarrassing, isn’t it?”

At first, I thought that I could understand anything as a hobby, but as soon as I saw the figure that Laura was showing off to everyone, I couldn’t help but be convinced.

If it had been an ordinary figure, there would have been room for defense.

However, most of them were either blatantly showing off their s*x appeal in vulgar poses that you would only see on TV shows, or they were wearing shreds of cloth that were hard to tell if they were clothes or not, and they were so maniacal that they could even take them off.

One wall was filled with those kinds of figures, and if he had been quietly collecting them and showing them off to everyone, I would have tried to stop him in some way, if only for the sake of his daughter’s image.

Rather, it felt more amazing that I hadn’t touched it at all, as I had promised. It was shocking even to me, so I wonder how my parents would have felt about it.

“I am proud. I did everything I had to do and enjoyed my hobbies.”

“… … .”

Laura was still confident.

If a person with that kind of personality was able to open their eyes to a yuri romance novel, then I thought that the novel was really well written. Since it completely broke all the unspoken rules of yuri novels, I should call it only a half success.

“I think I should go see my mother a little early.”

Elisier’s mother, who went to see her with those words, was a very calm person, and Elisier also took after her mother and grew up with a very quiet personality. It’s been about ten years since she and her father parted ways on bad terms.

“… … It’s been quite a while since I’ve had a conversation with someone my age.”

It didn’t take me long to understand what was meant by having to go early. I was caught up with Elisier’s mother and became her conversation partner for a while.

It was said to be a while, but in reality, it took quite a while. It didn’t seem like it would end, so Elisier had to drag me out, telling me to call it a day.

And yet, since she still had something to say about her daughter, she asked me to come visit her anytime, so it seemed that she was not just a calm person but also a quiet person. Elisier made an excuse awkwardly.

“You must have been lonely as you lived an ordinary life.”

“It’s okay. I understand. I’ll try to visit more often.”

“… … I have no face.”

With Elisier’s mother as the last, the task of stamping the eyes of the parents on Earth came to a smooth conclusion in its own way.

Now all that was left to do on Earth was to come up with a suitable alibi, announce his lover, and one more thing.

“Hmm. I knew this would happen the first time I saw you.”

Leona’s parents, who were truly the last ones in line, nodded their heads, remembering the memories of meeting me before and saying that they knew it. Perhaps because I had saved them from a monster, they didn’t say much.

Instead, there were so many stories going around about what Mira Crate had done and who she was that Leona’s father had to catch her and tell her everything about her daughter, no matter how good she was.

“Hmm. That’s a very good attitude. I’ll give it a passing grade.”

“……thank you.”

Needless to say, the results were amazing.

After I finished seeing Leona’s parents for the last time, I returned to my parents’ house on Earth for a while while waiting for what to do next.

Erestica was a dragon so she didn’t have anyone to call her parents, Nika’s mother was killed by Astaroth’s schemes, and Latina was in a similar situation.

“Yoo-seong, did you hear the news?”

Kang Yu-na, who was sitting on the edge of the sofa where I was sitting and playing on her phone like last time, suddenly asked if I had anything else to say. It was a similar situation to last time.

“Aren’t you going to tell me what the news is? Should I use some kind of mind-reading technique?”

“Mr. Lee, you’re going to do it now. The guild leaders have lovers.”

“I heard.”

The internet was turned upside down because of that.

It was even stranger that there wasn’t an uproar when the guild leaders of the Eternal Guild, which had been famous for being a gold-medium guild since its founding, announced on the same day that they had lovers.

All sorts of delusions and speculations ran wild, and among them was the speculation that they had become each other’s lovers. If the parents of the four people who had already made eye contact saw this, it would be something they would laugh at.

The reason why he announced his lover at the same time was because he had been hiding his relationship for a long time and only revealed it after he was sure that this was the one, so he must be smiling happily by now.

By the way, everyone knows my appearance a little differently. It was supposed to be that way.

“Isn’t that too insensitive? It’s you, that guy. Why don’t you pay more attention?”

“What are you interested in doing? I finished all my work a long time ago. If you’re going to keep talking nonsense, go to your room and do what you were doing. You know, there’s something you’re good at.”

Instead of using his hands, he signaled by wagging his feet to go.

“profit…….”

Kang Yu-na, who knew that no matter what she said here, it would be her own loss, couldn’t say anything.

Even if it wasn’t for that, you should be nice to me. It was because I’ve been receiving quite a lot of things recently. If I convert it into money, it would be roughly equivalent to a year’s salary for a Grade A Hunter.

“Oh, no. I just wanted to help you because I’ve received a lot from you just like you said.”

“It doesn’t seem very useful. How much help would it be if someone of that age gave advice to someone who has never had a boyfriend before?”

“Hey! What the… … Big, ahem! Little sister. Even though this older sister doesn’t have a boyfriend, there are some knowledge in this world that is learned through theory, not practice.”

Kang Yu-na, who was about to growl, quickly cleared her throat and smiled brightly as she remembered that her boss was her girlfriend. It was funny because it seemed forced.

“I guess so. It’s probably going to be a pornographic film, a comic book, or a dirty novel anyway.”

“… … .”

It was just a few weeks ago that Diana had handed me a box of erotic novels. It was clear that the knowledge I gained from theories would be of little use.

“First, I’ll find out how you tried to help. If it’s useless, I’ll call Seo-ah and tell her to give all the urgent gate clearance requests to you?”

As I shook my smartphone, Kang Yu-na answered with a very tense expression.

“… … That’s right, you’re going to come and introduce me to my parents later, right?”

“Oh, right. There’s not much left. Maybe tomorrow or the day after?”

“I’m not going to bring them all. Is that right?”

“That too… … is true.”

We had a brief meeting because of that. We were trying to decide who would come here. I think they hadn’t come to a conclusion by the time I got here.

“That’s why I’m going to help you. I think I know better how to get good grades.”

If you’re not going to change your appearance with disguise magic, just the title of S-class Hunter would be enough. Do you really need to go that far?

Just as I was thinking that, a message arrived. I made a motion with my lips to tell him to keep his mouth shut, then turned on my phone screen.

It was about deciding who would come here.