The Half-Puny Priest Hopes To Retire - Chapter 245



245 – Epilogue. There Is No Holiday for a Warrior’s Jealousy. (One)

There are times when I suddenly have that thought.

When I open my eyes in the morning, I wonder if everything that happened up until now was just a dream.

After rubbing my eyes and yawning profusely for a while, these are usually idle thoughts that go away, but today they persisted for an unusually long time.

The cold wind that cleverly sneaked in through the cracks in the window made my body shiver.

Is it already time to light the stove?

After holding my shoulders with both hands and looking around to see where the clothes I had left off last night were, I suddenly realized the source of my distracting thoughts.

I see It’s almost winter.

My first winter began on that day, which was the biggest turning point in my life.

It’s already been a year since that eventful incident occurred.

I was wondering why older people keep saying that time flies so quickly.

I also become a decent old man like them. The time passing by so helplessly felt cruel once again.

It’s a shame because at least we were able to hold the ceremony before it was too late.

If I made a mistake, I would have been called an old bachelor who missed his marriage.

“Keuung…”

I instinctively stretched out my arms due to the thirst characteristic of early morning, but all I could reach was an empty water bottle.

I had a bottle or two of aphrodisiacs lying around, but what I needed right now was moisture, not fuel.

I can’t do it. Now that it’s like this.

Jangle jangle.

“Yes. Did you call me? Pope Vicar.”

I rang the call bell on my desk a couple of times, and immediately I heard someone’s voice coming from outside the door.

“Hey, if you don’t mind, could you bring me some water to drink?”

“Yes, I understand. The highest quality first-class water made by melting the ice caps of the northern region. I will order the highest quality wine from Baltin right now. Please wait a moment.”

“No, ordinary water is enough…”

“May God smile upon you.”

The moment the words were concluded, the signs of popularity outside the door had already become dim.

The nun’s advice to get used to being under subordinates suddenly lingered in my mind.

It seemed unlikely that I would ever get used to the current life, with employees following my every move, even if decades passed.

“Representative of the Pope…”

Vicar. It was a name that made me feel uneasy every time I heard it.

On that day, he could confidently say that he had no regrets about making that choice.

If I had known that that choice would bring about this result, I wouldn’t have hesitated just for a moment.

After shaking his head to shake off the useless thoughts, he slowly raised his body from the bed.

“Ugh…”

Then, the sensual female body, holding my waist tightly with both arms, came out of the blanket.

“I’m sorry, hero. By any chance, did you wake up because of me…?”

“Umm…”

Instead of answering, I suddenly burst out into a happy smile as I saw the cute sleeping expression that came back.

Of all the people I’ve met in my life, she was the most diligent and it wasn’t enough that she woke up later than me. This is how she shows off her skills.

If it were me a year ago, I would have been in disbelief when I saw it.

If it were me before, she would have fainted already when she hugged me half-naked.

“Good morning, warrior.”

Side. And as he lightly kissed my forehead and said good morning, the grip he held around my waist loosened just a little.

It’s not like I’m running away. As I experienced this humiliation every morning, I naturally learned how to deal with such situations.

“Youngcha.”

The warrior, who was still half-asleep, was embraced in the arms of a princess.

If I try to hastily pull it away, it will try to hug me with the intention of breaking my waist.

After going through a lot of trial and error, this method was the best.

“How are you? Are you awake?”

Nod.

The warrior nodded silently and slowly wrapped his arms around the mound of my neck.

The body temperature is too warm to block with just a thin blanket. Soft texture.

The fresh scent that wafted every time the thin hair passed the tip of my nose was making my body, which had cooled down in the early morning chill, warm up again.

You did that too last night. There are degrees of being blamed.

If the warrior can’t take care of himself, I also need to keep my sanity.

I couldn’t turn my head towards Big Tim, who had trusted and entrusted his sister to me, who was so weak-willed.

“Sandwiches are fine for breakfast, right?”

“Yes…”

“Do you have any special requests?”

“Meat…A lot…”

“Haha, yes. I understand.”

The warrior who dozed off but answered easily was so lovely that I wanted to carry him away like this.

Well, it’s been a long time since I abandoned it.

What to do with words.

The warrior and I became officially married a year ago.

The great hero who saved this system from the devil’s demons actually had a spouse with whom he had promised a future.

Moreover, the opponent is a new Pope put forward after much deliberation by the Vatican, which lost its leadership due to damage caused by the Devil.

When those facts were first announced, it was still vivid that the entire system was turned upside down.

Thanks to this, my life hasn’t had a bad day for the past year.

“Now, I have to cook… But for that, I want you to get away from me for a while…”

Kwaak.

“I understand… Just hang on to your wits. Then.”

Hehe…”

As soon as those words were out, the warrior wrapped his legs tightly around my waist and closed to me like a baby koala.

Thanks to this, our attitude, which was already difficult to show to others, became so embarrassing that we couldn’t open our eyes and look at them, but there was nothing we could do.

After I was appointed as the Pope’s Vicar, a mountain of work related to the aftermath of the dungeon disaster came flooding in.

Because it was difficult for me and the warrior to spend time as a married couple in the early days of our marriage.

Is that why?

One day, when the opportunity presented itself to the warrior, he developed a strange habit of trying to stay close to my body.

“Ah. Mmm.”

“Why are you biting that ear…”

“I’m just clearing my mouth before eating…”

While I was in the middle of cooking, I tried to somehow stop the warrior who was biting my ear.

“The priest didn’t appreciate my body last night and bitten a lot of it… It’s revenge…”

In the end, I decided to move my hands instead of my mouth as the moist voice tickled my ears.

Food.

Won.

The bewitching smile that seemed to say that made my whole body boil with intense heat once again.

I want to distort this triumphant attitude without mercy, just like last night.

I sat calmly on the sofa, holding the finished sandwich in my hand, barely suppressing the irritable impulse that welled up in the corner of my thoughts.

“By the looks of it, you seem to be awake now?”

“Seup… Haa…”

After covering my ears with saliva, he is now busy enjoying the smell of the back of my neck.

After officially getting married, I got used to the attitude of the warrior who had no hesitation in pursuing his desires to some extent.

“Ugh…”

I patted the warrior’s head and looked again at the pile of documents I had looked at yesterday.

I knew very well that the warrior wasn’t very happy about me diverting my attention to other things during skinship.

Indeed, time was running out in many ways, as we were having a holiday together for the first time in a while and had the whole day stolen yesterday by a completely impatient warrior.

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“Hero. I’m fully awake now. Now, slowly…”

“········I want to kiss you.”

“Hero. Sleep!”

The warrior, who didn’t even blink at my earnest request, suddenly hugged my body tightly.

The dizzying feeling of soft flesh collapsing as it touches my body.

At that moment, the bright red stimulus that I had tried so hard to keep out of consciousness passed through my spine in an instant.

But what surprised me the most at this moment was the soft, sweet, light pink tongue forcibly pushing against my closed lips.

“Yo, Yongsat! Come on, Jamup! Chureup! Eup! Sssss!”

I frowned a little and raised my objection gently, but it didn’t work.

No, it felt like the hero’s offensive was accelerating because of my weak resistance

“Puha…”

Even though our lips had finally separated after a long struggle, the transparent thread hanging in a strange way still connected our lips.

“I want to do it.”

The warrior didn’t say much.

He simply conveys his pure desires in a short and consistent manner.

I just did it until I fainted last night, so why am I so sad about it?

For a moment, I thought about just throwing him out, but I was worried about the warrior’s body his, so I suppressed his desire his in the end.

“Hero. Anyway, two days in a row is a bit…”

“····”

The warrior’s expression turned cold at my words, which clearly showed his shame.

It was right then.

Someone’s voice from outside the door suddenly disrupted the silence.

“Vice Pope. I have brought you the item you requested.”

“Yes. Thank you!”

Crash!

I started and inadvertently knocked over the sofa when I felt a cool sensation in my lower abdomen, as if a piece of ice had gotten into my clothes.

“Huh! What’s going on? Pope Vicar!”

Bang! Kwaang!

I quickly pressed my back against the slightly open door to close it.

However, the feeling of relief that a catastrophe that almost occurred was prevented by a narrow margin was only a fleeting moment.

“Oh, nothing! Nothing!”

The reason why I suddenly became speechless was no different.

Because our eyes met.

As I was half naked with my back to the door, I was completely defenseless, and a lioness was crawling towards me.

‘Absolutely not!’

I urgently tried to scream out a silent scream with just the shape of my mouth, but it was already too late.

“Chulup♪”

The golden beast, seductively wiping her lips with its tongue, seemed to have already prepared to rip off her prey’s neck.