The Mad Prosecutor Picked Up AI - Chapter 110



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Episode 110 Wow, I can’t stand this

Judge Hong Sang-jin spoke to me with the tendons on his forehead bulging.

“Oh no, no.”

“That too?”

“prohibition.”

I pleaded, but Judge Hong Sang-jin was firm. Next to him, Aliotta clicked her tongue and took out another long scroll, writing on it with a quill pen.

– 247. Ahhh

[At this rate, I’m going to circle the world with a piece of paper with a list of prohibited items written on it.]

‘What I’m saying is, this is clearly crossing the line.’

I looked at the long scroll that stretched all the way to the floor and decided to protest harshly.

“Your Honor, honestly, isn’t ‘ah-ssa’ a bit too much?”

“Is this too much?”

“That’s not a curse word. It’s not a bad word. It’s a word that’s in the dictionary, I’m telling you.”

“hmm.”

“It’s just a word to express emotion. It expresses how happy and excited I am.”

Judge Hong Sang-jin took off his glasses and looked down at me.

Just wear your glasses.

This looks really awkward, like Pororo taking off his glasses.

Either way, Judge Hong Sang-jin opened his mouth.

“Do you know why I forbid Oye and Assa, Sword?”

“well.”

“Just trying to harass the sword?”

“Can’t we rule that out? The judge may have a gentle face, but he may actually want to torment me.”

“… … .”

Oh. My tendon is twitching again.

Judge Hong Sang-jin took a deep breath and continued speaking.

“As the sword says, such words express one’s feelings. In addition, they also contain the meaning of mocking and sarcasm toward the other person.”

“You mock and sarcastically criticize others? I’ve never done that.”

Judge Hong Sang-jin said, putting on his glasses again.

“Look, I did this. You’re screwed now. You lost the trial. How is that? That’s great. Can you confidently say that the ‘Oye’ and ‘Assa’ that the sword spoke of earlier did not have this meaning?”

“Well, I can say that without any confidence.”

“A trial should be a battle of atonement or guilt based solely on evidence and legal arguments. In my courtroom, I cannot allow ridicule or criticism of the other party.”

Oh, really. How stubborn.

“But, Your Honor, isn’t it too much to ban every single word like this? Not even allowing them to speak? Is this acceptable for people to do this?”

“They say that swords aren’t people.”

“Who is it?”

“He’s Chief Jang Gi-tae from Gunnae-myeon Branch Office. He’s my school classmate. Chief Jang said that Do-geom is not a person, but a loach.”

Judge Hong Sang-jin’s lips twitched as he glanced at me from the corner of his eye. It seemed like he was holding back a laugh.

Hey, why is Chief Jang Gi-tae talking nonsense?

“Anyway, it’s a terrible thing to keep someone from speaking, whether to a person or a loach. Do you know how many forbidden words I can’t say in court right now?”

“Well, maybe a hundred?”

“There are a whopping 247 of them!”

“Hmm. That’s a lot.”

“What I mean is, if these unspeakable expressions increase, how can I properly perform my duties as a prosecutor? Right? You can’t gag a prosecutor’s mouth.”

“All the other inspectors were good.”

“yes?”

“Other prosecutors do their job well without using such forbidden words.”

No, you shouldn’t compare me to other inspectors!

“Your Honor, let me be frank. You shouldn’t compare me to other prosecutors. I am a rare clean, harmless, sterile, transparent dragon in the prosecutorial world these days.”

“Uh, what?”

“Where is there anyone like me who is the same inside and out? My insides are so transparent that you can see everything. I say exactly what’s on my mind. I’m different from those prosecutors who are different inside and out.”

Aliotta, who had been listening quietly from the side, tilted her head.

[But Hyungwang. Last time, didn’t you say that it’s good to have different insides and outs?]

‘When did I?’

[You say you like it crispy on the outside and moist on the inside.]

‘That’s a story about eating human flesh. If a person’s outside and inside are different, what’s the use of that?’

I glanced at the floating Aliotta in the air and then spoke to Judge Hong Sang-jin again.

“I just say what I think.”

“Too, to put it bluntly. Too much. Without any filter.”

“Your Honor, this is nothing. Have you heard what those dark-hearted prosecutors are saying? If you haven’t heard it, then don’t talk. They swear at the most and spew out words that you can’t even open your eyes to hear.”

Judge Hong Sang-jin blinked several times and asked.

“Isn’t it true that you can’t see it with your eyes open?”

“But this is not about seeing, it’s about listening. It’s like they have a rag in their mouths, they can’t even open their eyes and listen to what the inspectors are saying.”

“Oh, right.”

“Right? Even if you think about it, it’s ridiculous. They may bow their heads and say “Your Honor, Your Honor” in front of you, but behind your back, they’re drawing a double rainbow with 18-color crayons.”

“But I don’t think it’s that bad, right?”

“Hey, you really don’t know anything. ‘Oye’ and ‘Ahssa’? I’m a nobleman at that level.”

Judge Hong Sang-jin, who had been quietly looking at me, shook his head.

“Even so, my decision will not change, Sword. The reason I create a list of forbidden words for Sword is because of Sword’s illness.”

“Are you sick?”

Where does it hurt?

“You said it was pyrophoric Satorare syndrome.”

“Oh, right.”

Wow. You still believe that joke so firmly.

Come to think of it, the truly clean, harmless, sterile, transparent dragon might be our hot guy Sangkondae.

“Even though the sword is talking nonsense, I know very well that it is not because of the sword’s dog-like… … personality that is incomprehensible to common sense, but because of an illness.”

Aren’t you just about to say it’s like a dog?

“That’s why, instead of issuing warnings or disciplinary actions, I create a list of banned words. Didn’t Dogeom agree to refrain from using any words on that list as much as possible?”

“Yes, it was.”

“If the list gets too long and you don’t like it and it feels like you’re gagging yourself, then just get rid of it.”

“Really?”

“Instead, if, like others, you use language that violates your dignity as a judge or insults the sacred court, we will issue you a formal warning and take disciplinary action.”

“Hey, Your Honor. You have a short temper. When did I ever say I didn’t like that?”

Judge Hong Sang-jin looked at the gallery and the witness stand and said.

“Then let’s move on with the trial. It’s been delayed for quite some time.”

“Yeah.”

Tch. Threatening with disciplinary action.

He’s like a hot guy who’s a jerk.

“We will now begin the examination of the next witness.”

The second witness I requested was Chief Kim Jong-hyuk. After taking the witness oath, Chief Kim Jong-hyuk sat in the witness stand with an extremely arrogant attitude.

As if to say, ‘You know who I am, you little brat.’

Arrogant guy.

“Witness. Did you, along with Ko Yoon-seok, Jeong Min-gu, and Kim Kyung-soo, receive hospitality from President Hwang Dae-bong at Jay Ritz in Gangnam on July 8th?”

“Kim Kyung-soo wasn’t there.”

Kim Jong-hyuk doesn’t even get over it.

“I see. You drank and sang that day, right?”

“I don’t like singing.”

It seemed like Manager Kim Jong-hyeok was trying to use the ‘I hate singing’ strategy just like Jeong Min-gu. But I’m not the type of person to give in to that.

“I’m not a very suspicious person, but as a Korean, I find it hard to believe that you don’t like music. Should I give you a speed quiz? Did you see what Jung Min-gu did earlier?”

“yes.”

“Then I don’t think I need to explain any further. Just listen to the numbers I give you and tell me what comes to mind. Okay? Can I get right into it?”

“Do whatever you want.”

Director Kim Jong-hyeok looked very relaxed. Instead, it was Aliotta who was picking on him.

[I already used it once on Jeong Min-gu, do you think it will work?]

‘I can’t help it. I have to buy time now.’

[ah.]

We looked at Wi Jun-woo at the same time. He was still burying his head in his laptop, so it seemed like he hadn’t found the information. We had to wait a little longer until we found the documentary that was supposedly aired on EDS.

“Okay, let’s start. 119.”

“Fire station.”

“8253.”

“Come quickly!”

Oh my, it’s pretty good.

“2487!”

“… … I don’t know.”

“8093!”

“Nothing comes to mind.”

Manager Kim Jong-hyuk did something wrong.

“Can’t think of anything?”

“I told you there isn’t any.”

Seeing that, Aliotta scolded me from the side.

[I knew this would happen. This kind of thing should be used as a surprise attack. I already saw it used on Jeong Min-gu earlier, so I wonder if this will work again.]

‘I told you I had no choice.’

[Besides, if it’s someone like Kim Jong-hyuk, everyone below him will know to press the number. Do you think he’ll look for songs, press the number, and do that? People need to think before they live.]

This is really disgusting.

I can’t believe I’m being told by an AI to think before I live.

But… … isn’t that one of the good things about being human? Thinking.

I decided to slightly change my strategy. I was really going for a surprise attack. Right now, Chief Kim Jong-hyuk was slightly letting his guard down, satisfied with his ironclad defense.

“Do you usually listen to music often?”

“No. I don’t listen to music, I don’t sing, I don’t like music at all.”

As soon as he finished speaking, I raised my fist like a microphone and sang a verse out of the blue, then held my fist out to Manager Kim Jong-hyuk.

“Now I’m tired.”

“… … .”

Manager Kim Jong-hyuk glared at me without moving an inch.

Wow. I can’t stand this.

This would be hard for a man that age to endure. This is something where the mouth reacts before the brain does.

Manager Kim Jong-hyuk has better self-control than I thought.

“test!”

Chief Kim Jong-hyeok was silently standing there, not saying a word, but I heard a voice calling for me from behind. It was Judge Hong Sang-jin. As I approached the judge’s podium, he looked down at me with a pitiful expression.

“Singing is prohibited in court.”

“No, why? This isn’t cursing or expressing emotions. It’s not mocking or criticizing the other person.”

“Does singing make sense in a sacred court? No, isn’t this something that everyone with common sense would know, even if they suffer from the pyrophoric Satorare syndrome?”

“I’m not a human, I’m a loach.”

It’s not just hot guys who have a long aftertaste. Huh!

Judge Hong Sang-jin, who had been glaring at me for a moment, spoke again.

“Singing in court does not help to support legal arguments or refute the other party’s claims. It is absolutely unacceptable.”

“This is it, Your Honor. It’s a very scientific method. Yes?”

“Oh, right.”

“You don’t believe me? When you listen to a song that you usually sing or listen to often, the rest of it automatically comes out once you hear the beginning part.”

“That still won’t work.”

As he continued to oppose, I had no choice but to launch a surprise attack on Judge Hong Sang-jin.

“Now I’m tired.”

“at the time…….”

Judge Hong Sang-jin quickly shut his mouth with a look of ‘Ouch!’ Then he began to glare at me with a menacing expression.

Wow. I’m holding back on this again.

Judge Hong Sang-jin, who had been glaring at me for a moment, opened his mouth.

“No loose ends allowed in the bathroom.”

“Yeah.”

I returned to the witness stand with my shoulders slumped, muttering inwardly.

If the surprise attack doesn’t work, there’s only one thing left. That’s when Aliota started causing chaos in the air.

[Hyun-kwang! It looks like Wi Jun-woo is ready!]

‘Oh, really?’

Wi Jun-woo was imitating an orangutan towards me from the audience. In other words, he was actively gesturing and signaling something.

‘It looks like you finally found all the information.’

As I approached, Wi Jun-woo handed me a USB. It must have contained the EDS documentary footage.

“I found the video. You can start watching from 22 minutes and 31 seconds.”

“How much?”

“It wasn’t that long. I think it was less than two minutes.”

“Okay. Thanks for your hard work.”

I approached Chief Kim Jong-hyeok, who was sitting proudly in the witness stand.

“You said you don’t like singing that much?”

“How many times do I have to say this? Asking the same question over and over again is a form of harassment.”

“Bullying? I’m just saying this because I want to open the last exit.”

“Last exit?”

“Your last chance to sit there and not get screwed.”

I was the first to raise my hand and strike before Judge Hong Sang-jin could shout, “No hitting!”

“Your Honor, I submit a video that proves that Chief Kim Jong-hyeok and Jeong Min-gu like singing.”

“Oh, video?”

Manager Kim Jong-hyeok’s eyes widened. Jeong Min-gu’s face also paled. Gong Min-ho raised his hand.

“I object! Showing an individual’s video publicly in court without permission could be an invasion of privacy.”

Huh? What are you talking about?

What personal video?

As the saying goes, a thief’s feet are numb. Chief Kim Jong-hyeok and Jeong Min-gu looked at each other and then, without saying who would go first, they both raised their hands and shouted.

“Your Honor, it’s not me!”

“That’s not me in that picture!”

“The picture quality is so bad!”

“Go, the karma is different!”

These people, really. What are they thinking?

That’s not that kind of video.