The Spoon Villain Is Obsessed with the Hero Again Today - Chapter 116



Camp (3)

Arriving at the lodging place, I held out the panties for everyone to see.

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“Um, these aren’t mine.”

“They’re not mine either…”

But the only people watching were Yoo Jiwoo and Kim Hanbit, fellow interns.

I quickly put the panties away and said to Kang Taehoon.

“Is it proven now? These aren’t panties stolen from someone else’s room.”

No matter how many times I explained that it wasn’t true, Kang Taehoon wouldn’t believe me. To make matters worse, he even suspected I’d stolen them from Yoo Jiwoo or Kim Hanbit.

Even so, those two’s panties are a bit… no.

“Then whose are they?”

Kang Taehoon continued his interrogation, saying it wasn’t over yet.

“Um…”

Should I tell the truth or not? They’re Arna’s panties after all. Doesn’t Arna have some sense of face?

I asked him back.

“Why do you want to know whose panties they are?”

“I’m curious which insane woman gave her panties to a guy like you. You said it yourself earlier. You exchanged panties.”

“H-hiik…! E-exchanged…?”

Kim Hanbit, listening from the side, flinched. The fact that they were exchanging underwear seemed quite shocking to him, apparently.

“What? Your girlfriend?”

“She’s not my girlfriend.”

“Then what? Before you’re dating?”

“Not exactly that either.”

“This f*ing hell! If she’s not your girlfriend and not even someone you’re seeing, why the hell are you exchanging underwear with a girl?! What the f* are you doing? Should I just call the cops?”

I don’t understand why he’s yelling at *me*. If you think about it, this whole thing is because of Arna.

If Arna hadn’t stolen my underwear in the first place, none of this would have happened.

This is the moment I start to hate Arna.

“Anyway! If you do anything weird during the overnight stay, I’ll just smash your head, so you know!”

Kang Taehun is warning him beforehand, just in case he touches his underwear.

“Don’t worry. I’m not interested in men’s underwear.”

“You damn well shouldn’t be!”

It’s not like I’m interested in Yujiwoo or Kim Hanbit’s underwear either.

I have perfectly normal s*xual preferences. Unlike some underwear-stealing pervert somewhere.

“What’s so funny? Let me in on the joke, old man.”

That’s when Park Wonhyeok approached us.

“What…? Why is that old man dressed like that…?”

Kang Taehun twitched one eyebrow.

It’s supposed to be an overnight stay for the operation, but Park Wonhyeok’s fashion somehow looks like he’s on vacation.

From his high-end sunglasses, to the straw hat on his head, the aqua shoes he could wear in the water, and finally, the guitar case on his back.

He absolutely doesn’t look like someone about to go into battle.

“And look at this.”

Park Wonhyeok, saying it wasn’t over yet, started taking off his pants.

“Eek…!”

Kim Hanbit screamed in surprise and quickly hid behind Rashid’s large back.

“Ta-da! This is the swimsuit I bought in Temu. How’s it? Isn’t it great?”

I wondered why he was suddenly taking off his pants, but it was to show off his swimsuit.

“…”

But from the viewer’s perspective, it was quite an embarrassing swimsuit. Not a common 5-part swimsuit or a square-leg swimsuit….

It was just a triangle bikini, strategically concealing only the most important parts.

“Should I give you guys one each? I bought extras, just in case!”

“Fucking hell…”

Kang Taehoon, claiming he had no more energy to rage, wiped his face with both hands.

“One guy’s carrying around women’s panties… another’s wearing swim trunks as underwear… why are there no normal guys around me…?”

Honestly, if you had to pick the most irritable person here, it’d obviously be Kang Taehoon, wouldn’t it?

His solo act of pretending to be normal was getting a little nauseating.

*

The panty issue was somehow navigated. Thankfully, the fact that they were Arna’s panties wasn’t discovered.

Clearly, I’m the only one in this world who protects Arna. I’m definitely a good guy.

Hee hee.

“The camp seems mostly finished.”

Anyway.

The real camping activities began. First, all guild members scattered to various locations in the operation area to build temporary shelters.

We were no different. We set up temporary shower facilities and a kitchen area along with the tents we received in our supplies.

“How’s the comms?”

Park Wonhyeok put down his hammer and looked towards the tent. It was crammed with communication equipment and monitors.

“Yeah. All done here. Connection’s fine too.”

Yoo Jiwoo gave the okay sign. They had established a temporary command center.

“Hey, Team Leader! We’ve received a transmission from Combat Team 5!”

Kim Hanbit raised his voice the moment the communication system was finished. He quickly showed Park Wonhyeok the tablet.

“Oh, fast work.”

It was a message saying they’d secured the first sample after the operation began. Park Wonhyeok smiled, pleased.

“Guess it’s time for us to head out. Hey! You ground pounders!”

Ground pounders. That’s what he called the combat personnel, including me. We stood before Park Wonhyeok.

“Ready? Let’s break the record and not fall behind the other teams. Alright, let’s do a quick cheer!”

“Before that… why the hell are *you* here?”

Before the actual search began, Kang Taehoon openly voiced his displeasure.

This is, after all, the base camp for us interns. There’s no reason for Park Wonhyeok to be on this team.

It’s his job as the team leader to oversee everything from the rear.

(Note: All characters are fictional and above the age of 21.)

“Ah, come on. Don’t be like that, let me join in. I want to hang out with the young ones too.”

Park Won-hyuk (38 years old) started whining. I almost smashed his head with this spoon.

Does he act like this in front of his daughter too? It’s really hard to watch.

“Boss! Seir’s energy has been detected within a 500m radius! One… no, more than two!”

At that moment, Kim Han-bit shouted. It was news that they had discovered a monster.

Seir. The official name of the newly discovered monster. Its code number is 70.

“Is it coming this way?”

“No! It’s getting farther away!”

“Then we need to hurry.”

A school of fish was detected on the radar. We need to catch them before they get too far away.

We each grabbed our weapons and equipment.

“Since there are more than two, how about we split into pairs? Me and Shin Yoon-sung, and Tae-hoon with Rashid. Like this.”

“What?”

Kang Tae-hoon made a face like he had bitten into a bug. He’s a really difficult teammate to get along with.

“On what basis did you split us like that?”

“Well, balance-wise, this is the best match. Shin Yoon-sung is the weakest here, so I need to stick by him.”

“So you’re saying you’re the strongest among us?”

“Of course.”

“Huh.”

Kang Tae-hoon widened his eyes in disbelief. He seemed to doubt Park Won-hyuk’s abilities.

“I can’t accept that.”

Srrng─

Kang Tae-hoon stopped in his tracks and drew his sword. The tip of the sword was pointed at Park Won-hyuk.

Seeing this, Park Won-hyuk asked me.

“What is he doing? Why is he pointing his sword at me? Does he think I’m a monster?”

“It’s a regular occurrence. Just think of it as his time of the month and move on.”

“You guys must be tired, having to deal with someone like that.”

Park Won-hyuk clicked his tongue and shook his head. Then he shouted at Kang Tae-hoon.

“Hey, Kang Tae-hoon. We don’t have time for this. Didn’t you hear the operator? Seir is getting away. We need to go now.”

“Screw it. We can catch the monster next time.”

“Ah, in the old days, you couldn’t even imagine standing up to the guild master. Times have really changed.”

Park Won-hyuk sighed as he began to put on his gloves. They were made of leather.

“So, you want to sort out the hierarchy first, huh?”

Instead of hunting the beast, they were about to start a fight among themselves.

Well, it was all because of Kang Tae-hoon’s antics.

“One minute. No, I’ll finish this in 30 seconds.”

“Who do you think you’re messing with?!”

Tatadak─!

Without any preparation, Kang Tae-hoon took the first step.

Sss─

From the start, Kang Tae-hoon used his magic. He had no intention of holding back.

He swung his sword, which shimmered with a blue light, with great force.

Bang─!

But that attack was blocked by Park Won-hyuk’s outstretched palm. To be precise, it was blocked by the barrier Park Won-hyuk had deployed.

Swoosh─

That wasn’t the end. The yellow-green barrier began to absorb the magic Kang Tae-hoon had unleashed. Just like a sponge absorbing water.

“Hmm. That’s quite a decent power. As expected from the second-in-command.”

“Tch…! How can you be so relaxed…!”

Kang Tae-hoon quickly withdrew his sword and tried to break through the side. He swung his sword once more.

Boom─!

A more massive force collided this time. The impact reached all the way to where I was standing.

“Oh. Kang Tae-hoon, you… You handle your magic with such precision, unlike your appearance. I’m impressed.”

Once again, Park Won-hyuk easily blocked the attack with his bare hands. His expression remained unshaken. Instead, he smiled as if he was enjoying it.

He looked like an uncle indulging his nephew’s antics.

“You b*stard…!”

On the other hand, Kang Tae-hoon was filled with rage. He swung his sword more fiercely. His determination to crush the smirking Park Won-hyuk was evident.

Bang─!

Bang─!

Bang─!

“Rashid.”

“Oh.”

“Shall we go ahead on our own?”

“Oh.”

The fight shows no sign of stopping, and time keeps slipping away. At this rate, we might miss our target.

“Yikes! The expected 30 seconds have already passed?”

Park Won-hyuk seemed to realize this too and stopped playing around.

He decided to end this fight.

Chuk─!

Park Won-hyuk lightly grabbed Kang Tae-hoon’s sword blade.

With just one hand.

“What, what the…!”

Kang Tae-hoon couldn’t hide his surprise. He was caught without any chance to move. Instead, he found himself hanging onto the sword.

“This is the difference in experience, you rookie! Hyaaah!”

Hwoong─!

Park Won-hyuk threw the sword he had grabbed far away. At the same time, Kang Tae-hoon was also thrown along with it.

“aaah…!”

Kang Tae-hoon flailed his arms and legs as he floated in the air. He flew high, like a bird.

Thud─!

But that bird didn’t fly for long.

Soon, he crashed into the mud. His whole body was covered in dark mud.

Serves him right.