There Was a Porter Who Would One Day Be Called a Prophet - Chapter 245



245 – This might not be a horse

The saint leads the way to a stable with a unicorn, and Ian follows behind her.

‘There are days in my life when I see a unicorn.’

It was a suggestion given to her to cheer her up as she was feeling depressed, but at the same time, her expectations rose inside her.

If it had been in Seoul, it would have been nothing more than a chimera created by humans’ ugly greed, but this place is different.

Not only unicorns, but also griffons and dragons. Because it is a world where a variety of creatures live.

Of course, contrary to popular belief, when you see a non-virgin and a man, you don’t pierce them with horns or anything like that.

If that were the case, the saint would not have been able to ride it. The moment she enters the village, it will become a village famous for orphans.

A vicious beast that stabs and kills its parents. No matter how you think about it, euthanasia is the answer.

Still, I think this is the beauty of fantasy. When will I meet an imaginary animal?

I was following along with my heart full of joy, as if I was going to the zoo, when Kkundori started talking to me.

-Kyu.

Kyundori asks what the relationship between comforting a saint and unicorns is.

That’s right, because unicorns are horses that have been communicating with saints since they were young.

Even if she is a virgin, a unicorn does not burn something she does not approve of. The only person to whom such a noble creature gave his back was a saint.

“It’s been a long time since I saw Alexander.”

Look. The saintess is also in better condition than before.

Although she was still depressed, at least her steps toward the stables were steady.

Is it that good?

That moment when I was glad that it seemed to be working.

“It’s a unicorn. I used to raise one too. This reminds me of the old days.”

“Saint. Can I just pluck a strand of tail hair? No, just two strands?”

Noise came from behind.

When I turned my head, I naturally saw the demon and Mesugaki following us.

Why are you following me?

Two people who unknowingly entered the healing camp prepared for the saint.

The uninvited guests did not stop at just two.

“What if there is one among us who is not a virgin?”

Among them, there was a warrior who muttered something in a scary manner.

Sonia simply found it fascinating, and Aria said that everyone else was going, but she came along because she didn’t want to be left alone.

Thanks to my brilliant performance in gritting my teeth and enduring it, there will be no non-virgins among them, but why am I so anxious?

“It’s right over there.”

As we walked aimlessly, the saint opened her mouth.

In the distance, a building that looked quite luxurious for a stable caught my eye.

“Maguel?”

The saintess approached the man who was dozing off and nodding her head in front of him and pretended to know him.

“Hmm…?”

The man’s eyes widened as he raised his head.

“Oh my. Isn’t this a saint?”

“You look tired. I guess you had trouble sleeping last night.”

The saint held out her hand, and the light flowing from her flowed into the man.

“This is shameful. Thank you, saint.”

A man scratching the back of his head, probably embarrassed to be seen dozing off.

I’ve seen it in games too. He is a man who managed the horses of a paladin and took charge of a unicorn after retirement due to his age.

“I heard that you came back. Are you here to see Alexander?”

“Yes.”

“I see. But now, what can I say…”

Maguel trailed off his words as if he was troubled.

“Why are you doing that?”

“That means Alexander has to have a baby too.”

“Ah…”

At those words, the saint let out her sighs.

The process of unicorn birth is not that special. Since the only unicorns in this world are males, they are usually born to female horses.

From what I’ve heard up to this point, it seems like mass production is possible, but that’s not really the case.

First, the probability of a unicorn being born is very slim.

Even when they are foals, they are not noticeable at all, but when they grow to a certain point, small horns grow up and the fur on the entire body turns pure white, so it takes quite a while to tell them apart.

Accordingly, some scholars at the Magic Tower believed that the unborn unicorn evolved in this way to realize whether its mother was a non-virgin and to avoid killing it.

Secondly, unicorns are extreme virgin insects.

The probability of fertilization through one mating is also a probability, but this crazy virgin insect does not even look at a mare with whom it has had s*x only once. Just because she’s not a virgin.

As a result, it takes a considerable number of mares to obtain one unicorn.

The good news is that even if he doesn’t become a unicorn, he can be raised as a good breed of horse, and since he is the alpha male among horses, he doesn’t need a separate ejaculator.

They say that any mare will automatically spread her legs when she sees the sight of a unicorn.

In a way, it can be said that they are avoiding extinction thanks to the help of humans. I wonder if this is what happens when some reality is added to fantasy.

“Still, I came this far because I wanted to at least see your face.”

“If you really say that…”

Maguel, who reluctantly allowed entry at the request of the saint, warned me and the warrior.

“I hope you two don’t get close to Alexander. If you make a mistake, you could lose your life.”

If you see a man, it’s not like stabbing him to death, but if you get close, there’s no guarantee.

After taking the man’s words into account and entering the stable, I immediately understood why he was holding the saint back.

– Puk puk puk.

“Hee hee hee…!”

The cause was the mare’s moaning sound and the unicorn striking its huge body.

The scene of animalistic mating is literally unfolding before our eyes.

“Puruk…!”

After finishing pistoning with all his might, the unicorn trembled and lingered on the spot, and soon something huge and red passed between the legs of the guy coming down from the mare.

Sonia, who was staring with her mouth open, turned her eyes to me.

“…Why do you look at me like that?”

“No, I just thought it was amazing.”

Then he muttered in a low voice.

“It really makes sense….”

You said that was s*xual harassment.

While I was being s*xually harassed. Two waiting nuns went inside the fence, comforted the mare that had received the unicorn seed, grabbed the reins, and led her out.

In the meantime, the unicorn is replenishing moisture by dangling its head in a bucket of water without even paying attention.

From what I can see, it’s a unicorn. It’s a bombing base.

It is clearly a species classified as a divine beast, but if you look at what it does, there is no such thing as an eating bug.

“It’s very different from what I thought…”

Sonia’s expression, her innocence shattered, was indescribably spectacular.

Unicorns, as they are known to the public, are mysterious creatures that only eat the morning dew on leaves.

In reality, it’s just a dirty horse with horns that chews on carrots or anything else and knows how to distinguish between virgins.

Is it similar to the shock I felt when I found out that cute sea otters or penguins are animals that commit rape?

“Pureuk?”

Soon, the unicorn’s gaze, which had quenched its thirst, turned to the party members.

-Gulp….

Soon, the sound of swallowing was heard here and there.

Is it because it is in front of a spirit that recognizes purity?

I, too, am confident that I would be nervous if I were to see a rhino in front of me. If you were to call me a virgin in front of me, I would be embarrassed to death.

“Puruk.”

Fortunately, we passed without any problems and Thalia opened her mouth.

“What is the saint’s name?”

“My name is Alexander.”

“I see.”

She bravely walked up to her fence and quickly stretched out her hand.

“Alexander, you’re so kind~ Can I just pluck two strands of your hair?”

The unicorn, which was just looking at the hand gesture filled with extremely personal greed, responded.

“Hee hee hee~”

A unicorn licks her face as if she has completed her virginity certification.

“Ugh! Don’t lick it! It’ll turn you into horse meat!”

The unicorn, paying no heed to her threat to turn him into jerky, continued to show off his talents as if Talia liked her.

As long as she is a virgin, does she not hesitate to take the path of a pedo?

“Looking at these horns, it reminds me of when I was young. Tempest’s horns were like this too.”

As Reyna approached, only then was Thalia able to free herself from him.

“He’s a pretty quiet kid. I never thought he would be so good at following people.”

Raina was stroking the unicorn’s mane with her skillful hands, as if she wasn’t bluffing when she said she had raised it.

“Hee hee hee~”

“Do you like it here too? All unicorns are the same.”

Ian was suspicious of her handling of unicorns so well that she received awards independently of him.

“Why didn’t you find me when I went to the elf village before?”

“I stopped by the grave once. He died at the end of his life about 200 years ago. After that, I decided never to raise a horse again.”

That’s right. Boy she was over 400 years old.

Unicorns have a lifespan of about 200 years, so assuming they were born together, it could be possible.

When nothing happened while the two were receiving virginity certification, I felt something strange.

‘It’s normal for the unicorn to feel uncomfortable when he sees the warrior….’

In the game, there was an event where a unicorn, who was attracted to her overwhelming maiden power, perhaps because of her career as a man for half of her life, escaped the fence and chased after the hero.

-Polaris! Don’t just watch, do something!

-That’s strange? Alexander clearly hates men.

-Hee hee hee!

The sight of the hero almost having his gender revealed was a very interesting element.

However, the unicorn only glanced at her, and her attention was only on Thalia and Rayna.

‘No way, this guy. Are you questioning the mind and body now?’

Psychic body theory.

It is a theory that divides a woman’s virginity into three major categories, and if one of them is not satisfied, she will be considered a non-virgin without even asking.

Let’s just say that it’s their own generosity that allows Sims to care about at least one person.

The problem is tiles and sieves.

Just yesterday, Sonia and the warrior were fighting each other while trying to squeeze out my special milk. From the perspective of the unicorn, who is not the party involved, it can be said that she is clearly a non-virgin.

‘You’re a warrior, so you’ll take less damage because you’re dressed as a man.’

I thought so and looked to the side, but it doesn’t seem to be that way.

“….”

“….”

Were they shocked to see a unicorn that wasn’t interested in them? Two people who are as hard as stone.

After getting out of shock, the two touched their abdomens as if they were squeezing them, and then they looked at me.

“You couldn’t have been sleeping…!”

“Mr. Ian…?”

My eyes turned dark as he asked me to explain what happened.

“Wait a minute, it’s not like that, so calm down. This is the Qi from the Qi body…”

“Are you okay with just having fun alone?! At least I don’t have to wake you up!”

“Mr. Ian….”

I’m going to go back, really.

While I was falsely accused of being innocent.

“What, what is it?”

“Hee hee?”

The reason why I was like this was because he showed deep interest in Aria.

A unicorn tilts its head as if it can’t decide whether the object in front of it is a woman or a man.

‘I’m a bit curious about this too. ‘Can a guy who has lived as a man become a certified unicorn virgin?’

I can’t stand this even while being interrogated by two people.

“Puruk.”

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But the unicorn seemed to have sensed something from our princess and lost interest, and Aria let out a sigh of relief.

That’s strange. Still, he probably lacks nothing in his body.

Even if there was a series of accidents with me, a lot of time has passed since then.

Unless you end up like that and comfort yourself, it won’t happen.

“There’s saliva all over her hair! Saint! Try to stop her!”

“I expect you to be kinder than this to accept your harsh words. Your greed is too much.”

In the end, the unicorn shows off her snort while being cute to Raina and Thalia.

“Hee hee hee…!”

That bastard may not be saying that.

Then the saint who was watching next to her opened her mouth.

“When I first met him, I was very scared. He’s still big now, but when I was young, he was really big to me.”

A saintess who recalls vague memories as she unravels her past with a unicorn.

“But thanks to Alexander letting me ride on his back, we were able to become friends.”

Sigh.

Only then did the saintess step in front of her and extend her hand towards the unicorn.

“It’s been a while, Alexander. I’m glad you look healthy.”

“Hee hee hee~!”

When the unicorn saw her, it cried happily and stuck out its head, leaving Thalia and Reina behind.

Wait a minute, didn’t you definitely do something like that with me yesterday?

“Hee hee?”

The ominous premonition was not wrong.

Her unicorn stopped in her tracks, took one look at her, and fluttered her nose again and again with a look of disbelief on her face.

“Alexander?”

“Puruk?!”

Sure enough. A unicorn quickly dodges her saint’s hand by bending her head in a deformed posture like a deer gif that was circulating on the internet.

Raina, who had been looking at her with a satisfied expression just now, Thalia, who was grumbling that she hadn’t had a shower in a while, the two people who were interrogating me, and even Aria, who was relieved, had no choice but to keep their mouths shut.

The saint who was rejected by the unicorn was that shocking.

“Huh…?”

The puzzled question that came out of her mouth was the only sound coming from the stable.